Keeping you informed on all the weird things available to wear in the next year
Monday, September 15, 2008
Leave nothing to the imagination
Why didn't the Victorians think of this? Show him your lingerie right there at the alter, hey, show him the goods as you're walking up the dang aisle! Cuts the anticipation right in half, and THEN IN HALF AGAIN! He'll be bored of you before you two even make it to the limo and then you won't HAVE to spend the rest of the night thinking of England. Silly Victorians and their lust over a bare ankle - makes you almost wonder if they were really into sado-masochism if they never thought of telling the punchline before the joke. If they'd just had dresses like this maybe the sun would still be not setting on their empire.